1. |
Whoa?!?
01:37
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Manly Aggressive Nonsense
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2. |
At The Buffet
02:52
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AT THE BUFFET!
yo i'm throwing all the chicken back
Gonna have a fucking heart attack
Getting mean with the beef and greens
this buffet is a fucking scene
fist fuck the tomatoes
dick first in the potatos
Getting down with the soggy browns
This buffets going down
I hope they have a
SOUP AND SALAD BAR
I'm throwing all the chicken back
till i have a fucking heart attack
getting down with the gravy
my vision is getting hazy
fist fuck the stuffed tomatoes
dick first in the potatoes
getting down with the soggy browns
this buffets going down
I hope they have a
soup and salad bar
at the buffet
Dessert Tray
Plowing my way through the buffet
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3. |
Scroungin'
01:49
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Ripped from the glory
Ripped from the bliss
same old dopers story tested my piss
I've got a problem
I need a hit
And you took my money
And you made me fucking homeless
Diving into dumpsters
Looking for food
I've got a problem
You need to eat some fucking food??
Same old story
Lost the glory
The dream is over
So just roll over and
EAT THAT HAM
Don't care how long it's been in the garbage can
You leave it out back I take it at night
Got a problem? Take it up with Dana White
Ripped from the bliss you know I'm fucking scrounging
Down in the ditch you know I'm fucking scrounging
oh i'm scroungin'
Ripped from the glory
Ripped from the bliss
same old dopers story tested my piss
I've got a problem
I need a hit
Now I'm a homeless guy
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4. |
Buttery Zero
00:42
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Buttery Zero
He's a buttery hero..yeah!
Bastard of Orville Redenbacher living out a storage locker
Riding on the pogie train the salty side of insane
Taking out the evil man with his salty buttery hands
In the name of the salty treat taking out the common thief
Blessed be the kernel
Popcorn life eternal
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5. |
Steriods II Heaven
02:34
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I am back like an ape on crack
Aping off!
Drop the mac's
and back to pushing stacks
Stacks of stacks!
Steroids to heaven
Cycle of ascension
Ripped and torn
Beaten and weather worn
Aping off!
I am back like an ape on crack
Aping off!
Drop the mac's
and back to pushing stacks
Stacks of stacks!
Cycle and cycle and weight upon weight???
Keep on pushing
the face of your fathers the blood in your veins
feel its termoil
eat chicken wings
the muscles they gain
One more cycle
I am the one to stare at the sun
To be your God
Now it's come this
Injecting in my bliss
The roids make me a slave
the roids again my cage
STEROIDS II HEAVEN!!!
I am back like an ape on crack
Aping off!
Drop the macs
I'm ripped and I'm huge and I'm an ape
And she's buying the steroids to heaven
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6. |
Wellwood Headlock
02:14
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Tune in to a playlist of pain
Tapout's got a headlock that will damage your brain
Squeeze, crush and destroy
Your pain I do fucking enjoy
Beating up our favourite radio host
Beating that witch until the witch is a ghost
WELLWOOD HEADLOCK!
Beat you up even though you rock
WELLWOOD HEADLOCK
Elbow drop from the
OF THE WORLD
Witchfinder General
is gonna find a general ass whooping
Tapout is king all while being good looking
Tapout is slick bringing you another great big hit
We could do this in out sleep
We're 2 legit 2 quit
I'm coming into your radio station
i'm eating your donuts
i'm drinking from your pot of coffee
i'm going to come in your room and say hello
i'm taking over this station
this isn't your station anymore waaaaaaahhhhhhhh
WELLWOOD HEADLOCK!
Beat you up even though you rock
WELLWOOD HEADLOCK
Elbow drop from the
OF THE WORLD
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7. |
Vitamin
00:42
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Minerals (GOTCHA!)
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8. |
Snakeskin Boots
04:41
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On with the show
And out with the brews
You're looking at me
I'm looking at you
The table will fly
And then you're all screwed
its order up your
Punches in bunches for lunches yeah!
on you i flipped your order
switched it out for a knuckle sandwich
You won't see it coming
hamhock fist have got you running
flurry to solarplex
i just grin and flex
On with the show
And then bring more brews
You're looking at me yeah
I'm looking at you
The table will fly
And down with some brews
its order up your
Punches in bunches for lunches yeah!
Doing laundry
Drinking soda
you
wash
my
whites
Uncle Cleet Cleet:
You pick the meal
I'll provide the entertainment
Dress you up nice
Wine, dine, make you mine
Because you always were
My little bitch
And now you've got
The scars to prove it
I'm a mean old man
In my snakeskin boots
I'm a sour old fuck
In my snakeskin boots
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9. |
A Horse Named Ted
01:48
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Fought a card in Barcelona
Got shafted by the promoter
No cash, paid with a horse instead
Always nay-saying, I named him Ted
To my surprise Ted and I grew tight
Galloped into greatness winning every fight
since stepping onto this steed
my luck has changed indeed
Try to turn him into glue
He'll stomp you till you're black and blue
Left hoof Right hoof
this mare will knock you out
Raised on oats and roids
beers he destroys
Then one day the horse got sick
He said "Can you make it quick"
TURN ME INTO GLUE!"
Just huff away
ten tubes a day
My horse named Ted
Huff away your buddy
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10. |
Overhand Right
02:28
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Overhand right going down tonight
Straight to the face knocked out disgrace
Should have went left, went right to hell
Now your kids got a story to tell
Overhand right boxing game is tight
Bitch your done now say goodnight
Don't need to train just alpha-brain
My right's insane
Drop it like a crane
OVERHAND RIGHT
Skulls crushed tonight
Over and over and overhand Right
Big country Big fucking fist your face
Over and over and overhand right
Your fucking face has been fucking erased
Overhand right boxing game is tight
Bitch your done now say goodnight
Don't need to train just alpha-brain
My right's insane
Drop it like a crane
You're fucked
So Fucked
So fucking fucked
OVERHAND RIGHT
Skulls crushed tonight
he's the one they called doctor feel good
he's gonna make you feel alright
He's the one they call doctor feel good
he's gonna be your frankenstein
Overhand right going down tonight
Drinks on me charged to Dana White
Going to the top no end in sight
Over hand right
oooooo night night
Sad in the corner
No one just my own
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11. |
Body Karate
02:32
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I drink nine in no time and she looks like a dime
I buy her a drink and she says that I stink
I throw her a line and she says "It just smells fine"
She's knocking me down with that Body Karate
I ask her to dance and she spits on my pants
and I lose all my shit over body karate
I put up my dukes and I try not to puke
and She's getting me ill with that Body Karate
I'm in the bone zone
Gonna take this bitch home
my fly was open
And you were offended
And i was hoping you'd
SUCK MY DICK
We're out in the streets and it's on with the show
FIGHTING AND FUCKING
It's pain or it's pleasure (I don't even know)
FIGHTING AND FUCKING
I'm into her and she's onto me
FIGHTING AND FUCKING
here we are as we fuck in the streets
SMASH PISSERS!
BUMP UGLIES!
BEAST WITH TWO BACKS!
SMASH PISSERS!
Beef bus to tuna
Beef bus to Fuckville, USA
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12. |
Jobber
04:11
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I drove 12 hours to be on this card
I'm a nobody
fixing to wrestle
The crowd will booooo and I'll get beat the fuck up
And I don't get paid much money
Nobody told me I was good
I got the shit kicked out of me
Close-lined, suplexed
BODY SLAM
Wondering why I'm even doing this
I don't fucking know who I am
Nobody told me I was good
'Cuz I'm a Jobber baby
You don't know who I am
'Cuz I'm a Jobber baby
Might be a garbage man
'Cuz I'm a Jobber baby
A fucking piece of shit
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13. |
Orangutan Warlord
05:29
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Deep within the jungle
Lives a hairy beast
Feasting on enemy chimps
a bloody primal feast
This orangutan warlord demands
some monkey ass
He's horny as fuck and wacked on bananas
With balls made of brass
He's on ape cocaine
Hell bent on war
The orangutan warlord
Will settle the score
Orangutan warlord; Savage king of apes
His working chimps feed him grapes
His feces will fly through the air
As his war boner grows!!!!
My fellow Orangutan
The time has come for us to unleash
The Savagery that is Orangutan Warfare
No ape will be spared
And only the Orangutan will remain
So raise your fist to the air
As you pummel the rest to death
Can you dig it?
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Orangutan Overlord
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