1. |
Muscles Unlimited
01:40
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Muscles Unlimited
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Get in the ring with me
when it comes to fighting got my business degree
from the school of hard knocks
crazy choke holds and arm locks
I've fucked every ring girl
pound for pound i'm the best all around
K.O'd those bitches in the first fucking round
They felt the wrath of my ground and pound
I am muscle unlimited
my reach spans the globe
I've got a three inch reach advantage and i don't mean in the arms
just ask any ring girl she'll spin you no yarn
Now back to the fight I've got your arm in my grasp
you heard that snap that's 'cause you didn't tap
you should have tapped
I am muscles unlimited
my reach spans the globe
unlimited.
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2. |
See You At The Weigh In
02:32
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the fights been announced to the whole wide world
its time to see who's best and some hot rings girls
go
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh and then your dead
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh in i'm in your head
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh in with Dana White
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh in and then good night
oh
step onto the scale after i make the weight
smile for the camera and stare into my face
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh and then your dead
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh in i'm in your head
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh in with Dana White
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh in and then good night
oh yeah? blahhhhhhhow
you're sweating like a bitch 'cause you know that you'll lose
you're shaking like a chump 'cause you know that you'll lose
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh and then your dead
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh in i'm in your head
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh in with Dana White
see you at the weigh in
see you at the weigh in and then good night
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3. |
Undefeated
02:02
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Undefeated
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I've got a record of a hundred to none
tossing haymakers my idea of fun
fist the size of cinder blocks
human wreaking ball can't be stoped
undefeated
all i've faced all have fell
undefeated
I could fight my way through hell
Killed my sparing partner with a soft pussy punch
drank some xyence and shot up some roids for lunch
got in the octogon killed my opponet
undefeated and i'm coming for you
undefeated
all i've faced all have fell
undefeated
I could fight my way through hell
roo
weahll hellllllll
undefeated
undefeated
number one
number one
number one
number one I'm number one
number one, number one, number one, number one. i'm number one
undefeated
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4. |
Hands Off The Fence
02:20
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Hands of the fence
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You're getting your ass beat you know you're going down
got you held against the cage with my ground and pound
feeling around, your feeling around,
grab the cage cause that's all you found
don't do it buddy
hands off the fence, you have been warned
hands off the fence, or we'll deduct a point
well into the third round and your feeling fucked
you throw a haymaker that i dodge and duck
take you down with grace and ease
use Jujutsu cause that's what i please
can't believe he's going for that fucking fence
don't do it buddy. its against the rules
hands off the fence, you have been warned
hands off the fence, just one more chance
hands off the fence, you have been warned
hands off the fence, or we'll deduct a point
mother fucker
don't don't do it
don't don't do it
hands off the fence, you have been warned
hands off the fence, just one more chance
hands off the fence
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5. |
5 Minute Rounds
02:51
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Five minute Rounds
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Five, five minute rounds
I run ten miles a day
if you wanna be the best that's the price you gotta pay
hit the weights, hit the bag, hit the mat
can't take it? it's time to tap
keep jabroni on his back
cardio cardio this is what it takes for
five, five mintue rounds
I rise, you fall
i gotta date with a medicine ball
hit the weights hit bag hit the mat
can't take it? its time to tap
you should've tapped
stamina, stamina
this is what it takes for the the big fight
let's do it right, fight night
lets do it right now
five, five minute rounds
YEAHOW
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6. |
30 Second TKO
00:43
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30 second TKO
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I'm coming at you
I'm coming out my cage
I'm coming for you
I'm coming fists of rage
superman punch flying through the air
hits you in the face and your fucking done
30 second TKO
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7. |
Alphaghetti
02:11
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Alphagetti
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Yeah this can, this sauce, this alphagetti
rape this world for your salty greatness
Yeah, this is alphagetti
rape this world for your canned savior
now its time for a can of whoop ass
me on sauce, world domination
yeah, this is ready in minutes
chef boyardee 'got nothing on the getti
obsessed with alphagetti
mom made alphagetti
I need alphagetti
I love you alphagetti, RAAAAAAAWWWWWW
whoa this can, this sauce, this alphagetti
rape this world for your salty savior
yeah, this is, alphagetti
rape this world for your god
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8. |
M.A.N.
01:51
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MAN
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Fast cars, fake tits
bunch of bacon and steak
all the things in life that make you a man
Come on baby, this is man
you know what's great, fucking man
blah
big trucks and tvs
Gun fights, massive gold chains
I rule because I am man
Come on baby this is man
who invented speed boats? fucking man
(manly aggressive nonsense)
Its my stride
you can see it in my mother fucking swagger
it's with swing how i hold my own
Balls, suck my fucking balls
You inferior wortheless
scum
Fuck you, you fool
don't get in my way
I'm king, king man
I am the man
M
A
N
M A Man Man
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9. |
H.U.G.E.
02:53
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H.U.G.E.
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I'm fucking huge
I'm a crazy person I killed a man
I killed him with, I killed him with my hands
then i joined the UFC for all to see
(that)
I'm fucking huge - I lifted Peru
I'm fucking huge - I'll drink all the brews,
I'm fucking huge - I'm biger then you
I'm fucking huge - my roid habbit too
From parts unknown like the Ultimate Warrior
where I live? How I train? Fuck you!
Then I joined the UFC for all to see
just how mad one man could be
I'm fucking huge - I'll cook up a stew
I'm fucking huge - I don't eat tofu
I'm fucking huge - I hit like the flu
I'm fucking huge and I don't know you
I'm fucking huge
I'm fucking huge - I lifted peru
I'm fucking huge - I beat up a zoo
I'm fucking huge - my roid habbit too
I'm fucking huge and I'm coming for you
I'm fucking huge
I'm fucking god
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10. |
15 Second TKO
00:18
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I'm coming at you I'm coming out my cage
superman punch, flying through the air
fuck you fucker and you're fucking done
15 second TKO
whaaaaaaaaaa
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11. |
Roid Rage
03:16
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Roid Rage
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Go
I need the juice to set me loose
I need that extra steroid boost
I'm getting huge just leave me be
lifting bar bells, lifting free
weight, more weight
The biggest meat head at the gym
you wanna meet king kong? I'm mother fucking him
Needle it up, inject it in
with my steroids I'll always win
weight, more weight
Rage!
Roid rage
its spinning downward
it's took control
my roid rage
I'm going nowhere
nothing left just roid rage
my dick is draining
my balls are shrinking from
Roid rage
I'm loosing my mind
roid rage
theres nothing left just roid rage
roid rage
I've lost my head, my body's dead
lock in this rage, a slave to this cage
cage of rage
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12. |
Cauliflower Ear
02:18
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Cauliflower ear
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My ear looks like a hot dog that's been in the microwave too long
It's blown out and damaged as fuck
Extensive damage after years of fucking abuse
No plastic surgery can fix it, it's no use
I've got cauliflower ear, that shit's for life
I'm also going bald so combined with my ear I look like a freak
I'll use it to my fucking advantage
You can't stop looking right at my ear
your distracted and then knocked out
wooooo
I've got cauliflower ear
4 - Life
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13. |
Full Nelson God
01:25
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Full nelson god
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I was just pushing up some sod - now I'm full nelson god
St. Peter wouldn't open the door
so I beat his ass to the floor
I was just pushing up some sod - now I'm full nelson god
I battle with the best now
that I've been laid to rest
after life champion
fucking king of the clouds
I was just pushing up some sod - now I'm full nelson god
he said he wanted a peice
His last mistake now god decessed
he said he wanted a peice.
His last mistake now he's decessed
first thing I did once he had died.
Turn on the PA crank the deicide
I'm better then god
I'm bigger then god
I beat up god
I'm bigger then god
I beat up god
I'm better then god
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14. |
Riffs
03:11
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Riffs
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this whole scene's a fucking joke to me (we're all outlaws, baby)
taking riff as we please
if imitation is the most sincere form of flattery
then we are just borrowing 'cause you're getting quite boring
your riffs are now our riffs
hand them over old man
fuck you! wanna fight about it
we jacked your fucking beats, those beats are now our beats
we're out of ideas
Riffs you wrote - yeah we'll take em
beers you brought - yeah we'll drink em
wow
your time has come old man
hand over those shitty riffs (yeah!)
at least we make em sound half decent
your riffs are now our riffs, you fucking has beens
fuck you! wanna fucking about?
we fucking jacked your beats, those beats are now our beats
we're out of ideas
riffs you wrote - yeah we'll take
beers you bought - yeah we'll drink em
you wrote it we stole it
your riffs style determins my riff style
riffs your wrote - yeah we'll take em
beers you bought - yeah we'll drink em
fuck you old man
your a has been
your a no one
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15. |
Defeated
10:21
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