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Hit Machine

by Tapout

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Muscles Unlimited ------------------ Get in the ring with me when it comes to fighting got my business degree from the school of hard knocks crazy choke holds and arm locks I've fucked every ring girl pound for pound i'm the best all around K.O'd those bitches in the first fucking round They felt the wrath of my ground and pound I am muscle unlimited my reach spans the globe I've got a three inch reach advantage and i don't mean in the arms just ask any ring girl she'll spin you no yarn Now back to the fight I've got your arm in my grasp you heard that snap that's 'cause you didn't tap you should have tapped I am muscles unlimited my reach spans the globe unlimited.
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the fights been announced to the whole wide world its time to see who's best and some hot rings girls go see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh and then your dead see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh in i'm in your head see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh in with Dana White see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh in and then good night oh step onto the scale after i make the weight smile for the camera and stare into my face see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh and then your dead see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh in i'm in your head see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh in with Dana White see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh in and then good night oh yeah? blahhhhhhhow you're sweating like a bitch 'cause you know that you'll lose you're shaking like a chump 'cause you know that you'll lose see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh and then your dead see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh in i'm in your head see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh in with Dana White see you at the weigh in see you at the weigh in and then good night
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Undefeated 02:02
Undefeated ---------- I've got a record of a hundred to none tossing haymakers my idea of fun fist the size of cinder blocks human wreaking ball can't be stoped undefeated all i've faced all have fell undefeated I could fight my way through hell Killed my sparing partner with a soft pussy punch drank some xyence and shot up some roids for lunch got in the octogon killed my opponet undefeated and i'm coming for you undefeated all i've faced all have fell undefeated I could fight my way through hell roo weahll hellllllll undefeated undefeated number one number one number one number one I'm number one number one, number one, number one, number one. i'm number one undefeated
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Hands of the fence ------------------ You're getting your ass beat you know you're going down got you held against the cage with my ground and pound feeling around, your feeling around, grab the cage cause that's all you found don't do it buddy hands off the fence, you have been warned hands off the fence, or we'll deduct a point well into the third round and your feeling fucked you throw a haymaker that i dodge and duck take you down with grace and ease use Jujutsu cause that's what i please can't believe he's going for that fucking fence don't do it buddy. its against the rules hands off the fence, you have been warned hands off the fence, just one more chance hands off the fence, you have been warned hands off the fence, or we'll deduct a point mother fucker don't don't do it don't don't do it hands off the fence, you have been warned hands off the fence, just one more chance hands off the fence
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Five minute Rounds ------------------- Five, five minute rounds I run ten miles a day if you wanna be the best that's the price you gotta pay hit the weights, hit the bag, hit the mat can't take it? it's time to tap keep jabroni on his back cardio cardio this is what it takes for five, five mintue rounds I rise, you fall i gotta date with a medicine ball hit the weights hit bag hit the mat can't take it? its time to tap you should've tapped stamina, stamina this is what it takes for the the big fight let's do it right, fight night lets do it right now five, five minute rounds YEAHOW
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30 second TKO ------------- I'm coming at you I'm coming out my cage I'm coming for you I'm coming fists of rage superman punch flying through the air hits you in the face and your fucking done 30 second TKO
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Alphaghetti 02:11
Alphagetti ----------- Yeah this can, this sauce, this alphagetti rape this world for your salty greatness Yeah, this is alphagetti rape this world for your canned savior now its time for a can of whoop ass me on sauce, world domination yeah, this is ready in minutes chef boyardee 'got nothing on the getti obsessed with alphagetti mom made alphagetti I need alphagetti I love you alphagetti, RAAAAAAAWWWWWW whoa this can, this sauce, this alphagetti rape this world for your salty savior yeah, this is, alphagetti rape this world for your god
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M.A.N. 01:51
MAN ---- Fast cars, fake tits bunch of bacon and steak all the things in life that make you a man Come on baby, this is man you know what's great, fucking man blah big trucks and tvs Gun fights, massive gold chains I rule because I am man Come on baby this is man who invented speed boats? fucking man (manly aggressive nonsense) Its my stride you can see it in my mother fucking swagger it's with swing how i hold my own Balls, suck my fucking balls You inferior wortheless scum Fuck you, you fool don't get in my way I'm king, king man I am the man M A N M A Man Man
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H.U.G.E. 02:53
H.U.G.E. --------- I'm fucking huge I'm a crazy person I killed a man I killed him with, I killed him with my hands then i joined the UFC for all to see (that) I'm fucking huge - I lifted Peru I'm fucking huge - I'll drink all the brews, I'm fucking huge - I'm biger then you I'm fucking huge - my roid habbit too From parts unknown like the Ultimate Warrior where I live? How I train? Fuck you! Then I joined the UFC for all to see just how mad one man could be I'm fucking huge - I'll cook up a stew I'm fucking huge - I don't eat tofu I'm fucking huge - I hit like the flu I'm fucking huge and I don't know you I'm fucking huge I'm fucking huge - I lifted peru I'm fucking huge - I beat up a zoo I'm fucking huge - my roid habbit too I'm fucking huge and I'm coming for you I'm fucking huge I'm fucking god
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I'm coming at you I'm coming out my cage superman punch, flying through the air fuck you fucker and you're fucking done 15 second TKO whaaaaaaaaaa
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Roid Rage 03:16
Roid Rage --------- Go I need the juice to set me loose I need that extra steroid boost I'm getting huge just leave me be lifting bar bells, lifting free weight, more weight The biggest meat head at the gym you wanna meet king kong? I'm mother fucking him Needle it up, inject it in with my steroids I'll always win weight, more weight Rage! Roid rage its spinning downward it's took control my roid rage I'm going nowhere nothing left just roid rage my dick is draining my balls are shrinking from Roid rage I'm loosing my mind roid rage theres nothing left just roid rage roid rage I've lost my head, my body's dead lock in this rage, a slave to this cage cage of rage
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Cauliflower ear --------------- My ear looks like a hot dog that's been in the microwave too long It's blown out and damaged as fuck Extensive damage after years of fucking abuse No plastic surgery can fix it, it's no use I've got cauliflower ear, that shit's for life I'm also going bald so combined with my ear I look like a freak I'll use it to my fucking advantage You can't stop looking right at my ear your distracted and then knocked out wooooo I've got cauliflower ear 4 - Life
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Full nelson god -------------- I was just pushing up some sod - now I'm full nelson god St. Peter wouldn't open the door so I beat his ass to the floor I was just pushing up some sod - now I'm full nelson god I battle with the best now that I've been laid to rest after life champion fucking king of the clouds I was just pushing up some sod - now I'm full nelson god he said he wanted a peice His last mistake now god decessed he said he wanted a peice. His last mistake now he's decessed first thing I did once he had died. Turn on the PA crank the deicide I'm better then god I'm bigger then god I beat up god I'm bigger then god I beat up god I'm better then god
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Riffs 03:11
Riffs ----- this whole scene's a fucking joke to me (we're all outlaws, baby) taking riff as we please if imitation is the most sincere form of flattery then we are just borrowing 'cause you're getting quite boring your riffs are now our riffs hand them over old man fuck you! wanna fight about it we jacked your fucking beats, those beats are now our beats we're out of ideas Riffs you wrote - yeah we'll take em beers you brought - yeah we'll drink em wow your time has come old man hand over those shitty riffs (yeah!) at least we make em sound half decent your riffs are now our riffs, you fucking has beens fuck you! wanna fucking about? we fucking jacked your beats, those beats are now our beats we're out of ideas riffs you wrote - yeah we'll take beers you bought - yeah we'll drink em you wrote it we stole it your riffs style determins my riff style riffs your wrote - yeah we'll take em beers you bought - yeah we'll drink em fuck you old man your a has been your a no one
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Defeated 10:21

about

They simply called him the "Hit Machine".A savage beast of a man whose rise and demise through the ranks of the UFC was one of excess, insanity and blood. From champ to chump, his story will live on.

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released October 6, 2012

Tapout wrote and played this shit. They hit up Exit Music Studios and recorded it in 2 days. Sean Skillen Mixed and Mastered it. Ian Hibberd made sure everything worked.
WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!?!

Tapout is:

Hollywood Hogan- Big Beats/Vox
Jim too grimm- Bottomend/tough face
Bob "bubbie" Stuff - Big time Vocals
The Dogman - Guit Box/Vox

Big Ups to the Tapout Goon Squad for the gang vox:

Steve Swerhun, Sean Wood, Chuck Finale, Wiskey, Carson
Patty Pants, Green Mike, Rory

Artwork by Ed Blanchette

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