Octagone Wild, by Tapout

Octagone Wild

by Tapout

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1.	Whoa?!? 01:37	lyrics	buy track
Manly Aggressive Nonsense
2.	At The Buffet 02:52	lyrics	buy track
AT THE BUFFET! yo i'm throwing all the chicken back Gonna have a fucking heart attack Getting mean with the beef and greens this buffet is a fucking scene fist fuck the tomatoes dick first in the potatos Getting down with the soggy browns This buffets going down I hope they have a SOUP AND SALAD BAR I'm throwing all the chicken back till i have a fucking heart attack getting down with the gravy my vision is getting hazy fist fuck the stuffed tomatoes dick first in the potatoes getting down with the soggy browns this buffets going down I hope they have a soup and salad bar at the buffet Dessert Tray Plowing my way through the buffet
3.	Scroungin' 01:49	lyrics	buy track
Ripped from the glory Ripped from the bliss same old dopers story tested my piss I've got a problem I need a hit And you took my money And you made me fucking homeless Diving into dumpsters Looking for food I've got a problem You need to eat some fucking food?? Same old story Lost the glory The dream is over So just roll over and EAT THAT HAM Don't care how long it's been in the garbage can You leave it out back I take it at night Got a problem? Take it up with Dana White Ripped from the bliss you know I'm fucking scrounging Down in the ditch you know I'm fucking scrounging oh i'm scroungin' Ripped from the glory Ripped from the bliss same old dopers story tested my piss I've got a problem I need a hit Now I'm a homeless guy
4.	Buttery Zero 00:42	lyrics	buy track
Buttery Zero He's a buttery hero..yeah! Bastard of Orville Redenbacher living out a storage locker Riding on the pogie train the salty side of insane Taking out the evil man with his salty buttery hands In the name of the salty treat taking out the common thief Blessed be the kernel Popcorn life eternal
5.	Steriods II Heaven 02:34	lyrics	buy track
I am back like an ape on crack Aping off! Drop the mac's and back to pushing stacks Stacks of stacks! Steroids to heaven Cycle of ascension Ripped and torn Beaten and weather worn Aping off! I am back like an ape on crack Aping off! Drop the mac's and back to pushing stacks Stacks of stacks! Cycle and cycle and weight upon weight??? Keep on pushing the face of your fathers the blood in your veins feel its termoil eat chicken wings the muscles they gain One more cycle I am the one to stare at the sun To be your God Now it's come this Injecting in my bliss The roids make me a slave the roids again my cage STEROIDS II HEAVEN!!! I am back like an ape on crack Aping off! Drop the macs I'm ripped and I'm huge and I'm an ape And she's buying the steroids to heaven
6.	Wellwood Headlock 02:14	lyrics	buy track
Tune in to a playlist of pain Tapout's got a headlock that will damage your brain Squeeze, crush and destroy Your pain I do fucking enjoy Beating up our favourite radio host Beating that witch until the witch is a ghost WELLWOOD HEADLOCK! Beat you up even though you rock WELLWOOD HEADLOCK Elbow drop from the OF THE WORLD Witchfinder General is gonna find a general ass whooping Tapout is king all while being good looking Tapout is slick bringing you another great big hit We could do this in out sleep We're 2 legit 2 quit I'm coming into your radio station i'm eating your donuts i'm drinking from your pot of coffee i'm going to come in your room and say hello i'm taking over this station this isn't your station anymore waaaaaaahhhhhhhh WELLWOOD HEADLOCK! Beat you up even though you rock WELLWOOD HEADLOCK Elbow drop from the OF THE WORLD
7.	Vitamin 00:42	lyrics	buy track
Minerals (GOTCHA!)
8.	Snakeskin Boots 04:41	lyrics	buy track
On with the show And out with the brews You're looking at me I'm looking at you The table will fly And then you're all screwed its order up your Punches in bunches for lunches yeah! on you i flipped your order switched it out for a knuckle sandwich You won't see it coming hamhock fist have got you running flurry to solarplex i just grin and flex On with the show And then bring more brews You're looking at me yeah I'm looking at you The table will fly And down with some brews its order up your Punches in bunches for lunches yeah! Doing laundry Drinking soda you wash my whites Uncle Cleet Cleet: You pick the meal I'll provide the entertainment Dress you up nice Wine, dine, make you mine Because you always were My little bitch And now you've got The scars to prove it I'm a mean old man In my snakeskin boots I'm a sour old fuck In my snakeskin boots
9.	A Horse Named Ted 01:48	lyrics	buy track
Fought a card in Barcelona Got shafted by the promoter No cash, paid with a horse instead Always nay-saying, I named him Ted To my surprise Ted and I grew tight Galloped into greatness winning every fight since stepping onto this steed my luck has changed indeed Try to turn him into glue He'll stomp you till you're black and blue Left hoof Right hoof this mare will knock you out Raised on oats and roids beers he destroys Then one day the horse got sick He said "Can you make it quick" TURN ME INTO GLUE!" Just huff away ten tubes a day My horse named Ted Huff away your buddy
10.	Overhand Right 02:28	lyrics	buy track
Overhand right going down tonight Straight to the face knocked out disgrace Should have went left, went right to hell Now your kids got a story to tell Overhand right boxing game is tight Bitch your done now say goodnight Don't need to train just alpha-brain My right's insane Drop it like a crane OVERHAND RIGHT Skulls crushed tonight Over and over and overhand Right Big country Big fucking fist your face Over and over and overhand right Your fucking face has been fucking erased Overhand right boxing game is tight Bitch your done now say goodnight Don't need to train just alpha-brain My right's insane Drop it like a crane You're fucked So Fucked So fucking fucked OVERHAND RIGHT Skulls crushed tonight he's the one they called doctor feel good he's gonna make you feel alright He's the one they call doctor feel good he's gonna be your frankenstein Overhand right going down tonight Drinks on me charged to Dana White Going to the top no end in sight Over hand right oooooo night night Sad in the corner No one just my own
11.	Body Karate 02:32	lyrics	buy track
I drink nine in no time and she looks like a dime I buy her a drink and she says that I stink I throw her a line and she says "It just smells fine" She's knocking me down with that Body Karate I ask her to dance and she spits on my pants and I lose all my shit over body karate I put up my dukes and I try not to puke and She's getting me ill with that Body Karate I'm in the bone zone Gonna take this bitch home my fly was open And you were offended And i was hoping you'd SUCK MY DICK We're out in the streets and it's on with the show FIGHTING AND FUCKING It's pain or it's pleasure (I don't even know) FIGHTING AND FUCKING I'm into her and she's onto me FIGHTING AND FUCKING here we are as we fuck in the streets SMASH PISSERS! BUMP UGLIES! BEAST WITH TWO BACKS! SMASH PISSERS! Beef bus to tuna Beef bus to Fuckville, USA
12.	Jobber 04:11	lyrics	buy track
I drove 12 hours to be on this card I'm a nobody fixing to wrestle The crowd will booooo and I'll get beat the fuck up And I don't get paid much money Nobody told me I was good I got the shit kicked out of me Close-lined, suplexed BODY SLAM Wondering why I'm even doing this I don't fucking know who I am Nobody told me I was good 'Cuz I'm a Jobber baby You don't know who I am 'Cuz I'm a Jobber baby Might be a garbage man 'Cuz I'm a Jobber baby A fucking piece of shit
13.	Orangutan Warlord 05:29	lyrics	buy track
Deep within the jungle Lives a hairy beast Feasting on enemy chimps a bloody primal feast This orangutan warlord demands some monkey ass He's horny as fuck and wacked on bananas With balls made of brass He's on ape cocaine Hell bent on war The orangutan warlord Will settle the score Orangutan warlord; Savage king of apes His working chimps feed him grapes His feces will fly through the air As his war boner grows!!!! My fellow Orangutan The time has come for us to unleash The Savagery that is Orangutan Warfare No ape will be spared And only the Orangutan will remain So raise your fist to the air As you pummel the rest to death Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT?! Orangutan Overlord

about

OCTAGONE WILD chronicles the journey of the most prolific fighter the world had ever seen, Hit Machine. Following the rise and demise of this out-of-luck MMA champion, Hit Machine is forced to fight a new battle; the streets . Between dumpster diving, vigilante justice, a re-occurring steroid habit, sneaking buffets, tyrant of the apes, pure insanity and finding love, our protagonist's will is pushed to the limits track after track. Will he overcome the back alley challenges thrown at him, or will he succumb to the title of JOBBER.

credits

released May 8, 2015

Vocals - Bubby
Guitars - Doggie
Drums - Ho-ggie
Bass - El-Plumpo

Keys here and there, Vocals on Vitamin: Sill-man
Vocals on Snakeskin Boots: Uncle Cleet Cleet
Vocals on Scroungin: Hibby Bibby

Recorded in 2 days at Dining Room Studios, Thunder Bay, ON
Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Dave Angel
Artwork by El Gato